oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
i’ve been where this guy is so many times in my life
“shit… …okay.”
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all men are drawn to the sea, perilous though it may be
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Throwback Thursday: “So I’m going to post a previously unseen photo from my life here every so often. This is an example that could look like child cruelty but was actually one of the funniest memories from my first job! On David Copperfield when I was 10, I had been running round one day during the summer spraying various crew members with a water pistol I had, unwisely, been given. This is a photo of me playfully getting what I deserved…” -Dan
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“He’ll be an outcast. They’ll kill him.”
“How? He’ll be a god to them.”
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“I dropped my cellphone, now I have to buy a new floor” lolololol
I feel old for remembering these things but the 90s weren’t all that long ago and I’m really not old at all so that’s weird.
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Please, don’t psychoanalyze me.
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